You're basing all this on what Stephen Hawking says, and the fact is, he's subject to interference from minicabs. I nearly injured myself the other day. This is a not quite interesting? I was standing at the urinal and it was so high I had to stand on tip toe, and I nearly pulled a muscle in the hamstring area.
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8 Funny Nursing Stories (That Are Actually Real) - NurseBuff
The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. Allan shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc can I ask you a question? Allan straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one. So how come I work for a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work? When he was called in to see the doctor, Adam slowly got up, and, grasping his cane and hunching over, slowly made his way into the examining room.
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Down A year old male was brought into the ER after an attempted suicide. The man had swallowed several nitroglycerin pills and a bottle of vodka. When asked about the bruises about his head and chest he said that they were from him ramming himself into the wall in an attempt to make the nitroglycerin explode. A year-old male was transported to our Emergency Department by rescue unit from his doctor's office. The patient presented to his physician's office complaining of decreased appetite, restlessness, and confusion over the prior three days.
The best sex jokes Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. You always told me never to talk with my mouth full. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops.